Paris Hilton countdown to jail

So little time, so much to do as Paris Hilton counts down the days to her incarceration

Reality is about to sink in for Paris Hilton: ÒBehind barsÓ isnÕt as much fun as Ògoing to bars.Ó

The hotel/real estate heiress seemed to float sublimely above the wreckage she left in her wake Ñ how many of her party pals have ended up in rehab? Ñ until a judge sentenced her to 45 days in jail for violating her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

An online petition drive is asking California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to spare the rod (what, and risk spoiling the child!?). But unless he shows Hilton more mercy than heÕs been showing death-row inmates, starting June 5 sheÕll be locked up at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, in a cell thatÕs probably smaller than one of her walk-in closets.